So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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