just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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