D3 body, D1 cock
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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