my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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