Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
