All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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