He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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