so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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