It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
whose ass print is on the piano?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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