So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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