was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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