I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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