its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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