I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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