I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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