i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
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