Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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