Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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