I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
as a side note pls kill me
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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