he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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