Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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