I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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