Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
then he tried to convert me to islam
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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