you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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