i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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