just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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