I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
