Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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