i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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