Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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