im drinking this country out of the recession.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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