His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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