guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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