Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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