just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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