More tranny stories later!
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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