so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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