well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Terrible idea I love it
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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