doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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