apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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