about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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