I need to stop coming to work sober
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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