I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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