my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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