a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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