apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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