He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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