He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My vagina is very pro this idea
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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