Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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