I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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