Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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