I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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