Cold hands, warm shart.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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