He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I had to cum in my sink.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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