Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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