i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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